TF2 Digital Jedi

Thanks to grog[DJedi] for finding this one.

They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to
answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.

The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?

‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘you shouldn’t come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that.

‘Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room
full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.’

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear’, he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice.’ And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you’re gonna lose!

15:01:31 @KINOWEK> the makers of that song = obviously jealous of Ab Perfection
15:01:48 @KINOWEK> and of course, razor sharp hair
15:03:30 @[SC]DW> some of those guys have like a skin color that just doesnt look human
15:03:45 @[SC]DW> how you can be tan and glow at the same time…
15:05:12 @KINOWEK> tan in a bottle’d
15:05:31 @KINOWEK> while on the one hand, I believe everybody should at least attempt to get into
shape
15:05:46 @KINOWEK> that level of douchery with the clothes and bottled tan = laff
15:08:10 @[SC]DW> and why the same hairstyle?
15:08:21 @[SC]DW> did individuality go out of style?
15:11:20 @KINOWEK> obviously
15:11:35 @KINOWEK> although these nutjobs are hardly the only group that all looks the same
15:11:46 @KINOWEK> rednecks, goths, preps, whatever classification
15:11:49 @KINOWEK> you want to use
15:12:23 @KINOWEK> I wonder if it’s human nature or just weak willed human nature to try to
emulate others to the point of losing your own identity
15:12:25 @[SC]DW> i guess if it works then go with it
15:12:42 @[SC]DW> all depends on your goals
15:12:48 @KINOWEK> brb painting myself neon green so I stand out in a crowd
15:12:54 @[SC]DW> sweet
15:13:00 @KINOWEK> with polka dots
15:13:11 @KINOWEK> hrm
15:13:12 @[SC]DW> maybe glow in the dark tan
15:13:22 @KINOWEK> no I fear the glowing tan
15:13:36 @KINOWEK> the amount of pussy I would get from the tan would just make it hard to have
enough energy to go to work
15:13:40 @KINOWEK> gotta keep things in perspective
15:13:52 @[SC]DW> yeah, you dont want to overdo it

Found this slick video over on the Swedish Online Gamer Site. I have no idea what they’re saying on there, but I like their content and this looks like it could be pretty cool.

Don’t drink and fly, hilarity may ensue.

The new iPhone 3G is loaded with tons of new features. Ranging from global positioning and directions applications to full web browsing at 3G speeds. This tour covers many great bonuses of upgrading to a new iPhone. Happy upgrading!

This is a hilarious prank pretty much anyone can pull and the best part is the more they fight back the worse it gets! Thanks to DirtyDave for sending me this link.

One of my favorite scenes from Pulp Fiction redone w/ Garry’s Mod